Someone naughty keeps taking the pens I supply for comment cards. It was getting kind of annoying, so I wrote the above note yesterday afternoon, and placed 4 new pens in the holder. I was informed via email that by last night ALL 4 PENS WERE GONE AGAIN.
I wonder if my note just encouraged spiteful theft? Oh well—those responsible will get theirs. By now the tiny devices I planted in the felt pens have detonated, staining the culprits’ pockets or back packs, while ruining any chances of note writing they might
have planned. Merry Christmas you filthy animal…and a Happy New Year! Oh, and thanks for the apple, whoever-you-are. The Santas are taking notes, that was nice.